Ron Swanson : “The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. Ron Swanson : “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Ron Swanson : Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. We steal from the club and give to ourselves.” And I don’t have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!!Īndy Dwyer : “This is so awesome. Ron Swanson : It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.Īnn Perkins : Halloween is my favorite holiday. Leslie Knope : “I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”Ĭhris Traeger : “If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”Īndy Dwyer: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension, and my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake, and I am gonna get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am gonna sit back and enjoy my life.” Jerry Gergich : “They can laugh at me all they want. It could literally shut down the entire system.”
Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.”Ĭhris Traeger : “My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. Leslie Knope : “I ate a brownie once at a party in college. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.” Which is water that is lying about being milk.Īndy Dwyer: “I’m allergic to sushi. Ron Swanson : There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Leslie Knope : “I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior.”Ĭhris Traeger : “I take care of my body above all else. Leslie Knope : “No one achieves anything alone.” A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying.
If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.” And no electricity after 6:00 PM.
You can’t use the front door you have to climb in through the back window. Leslie Knope: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”Īpril Ludgate: “We have a couple of house rules, though. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny Legs Magee, I’ll tell you that much.” And most of my stuff.”ĭonna Meagle : “Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances. You can also use some of these Parks and Rec quotes as wallpaper.Ĭhris Traeger: “Pawnee is literally the best town in the country.” Here you will find the quotes of many of the characters playing in the series, especially Ron Swanson. We listed best Parks and Recreation quotes from the show.
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